Ass Vagina
Ass Vagina by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008
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Busted Ass Vagina
A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity.
Rob: "Yo cuz, I just need to bust a nut but Sheila's got the Busted Ass Vagina again!"
Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"
Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"
Busted Ass Vagina by FreddyMerc April 11, 2008
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The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard
A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.
Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010
Soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina
Damn! Yall remember dat bitch I got up in yessiday? Dat ho got one soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina. This dick done got fucked up, playboy!
Soupy ass motherfuckin' vagina by Janky Jank August 27, 2006
Vagina-Ass
When an old person's buttocks gets so flabby and muscle depleted that the skin around the anus starts to look like a woman's vulva.
Vagina-Ass by everythingannoysme August 18, 2012
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