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Vagina-Ass 

When an old person's buttocks gets so flabby and muscle depleted that the skin around the anus starts to look like a woman's vulva.
The old man's vagina-ass pooped out a soft dookie that was hard to clean.
Vagina-Ass by everythingannoysme August 18, 2012
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Vagina ass

When ones ass begins to sag and takes on the appearance of a vagina
Or

When a person has tendencies beyond being an asshole
"My husbands ass started sagging and he now has a vagina ass"

"That dude acted like such a vagina ass"
Vagina ass by Hells angel bites June 14, 2016

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard 

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

bipolar vagina ass 

A girl who claims to have sex but starts cappin when she gets the chance.
Yo man did you have sex with that girl last night. Nah bro, she was cappin with her bipolar vagina ass

Ass Vagina 

A Gay Man's Asshole.
Lance had so much gay sex that his "Ass Vagina" was swollen and sore.
Ass Vagina by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008

Busted Ass Vagina  

A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity.
Rob: "Yo cuz, I just need to bust a nut but Sheila's got the Busted Ass Vagina again!"

Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"

busted ass vagina 

Boy: "hey baby you wanna have sex?"

Girl: "I got a busted ass vagina, don't fucking touch me!"
busted ass vagina by mysalsa115 October 13, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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