Ass Jackers

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Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.

Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.

Ass Jackers by LMV January 2, 2009

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ass jacker

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.

-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.

ass jacker by Antifelcher March 3, 2003

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ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

ass jacker by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

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Ass Jacker

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.

"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!

Ass Jacker by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

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assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

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Assjacker

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

Assjacker by Anonymous July 3, 2003

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Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

Assjacker by redisgood September 13, 2003

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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