Ass Hickey

Whilst in the 69 position (girl on top), if the girl is too short while performing oral sex and grinding on the man's chest, she will eventually engulf the man's neck with her ass and create a suction force that leaves an "ass hickey."

Dude last night I saw Andy and Hannah sixty-nining in the park and this morning he had an ass hickey on his neck!

Ass Hickey by Larry Failla December 17, 2010

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey!

Ass Hickey by BTedstrom August 30, 2006

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey.

Ass Hickey by BTedstrom September 15, 2008

Big ASS Hickey 

When an irishman gets so drunk he mistakes your bum for your neck.
Not to be confused with Big-ass hickey.

Jordan was so shocked by the sight of the damage Connor's mouth did to Julia's left ass cheek that she exclaimed, "Julia, why would you let him give you such a BIG ASS HICKEY?!"

Big ASS Hickey by ThunderBuddies4LIFE696969 September 5, 2012

ass hockey 

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

ass hockey by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

Hockey Ass 

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)

Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass

Hockey Ass by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017

Hockey Ass 

The firm smooth buttocks created by a combination of playing hockey 6 days a week and weight lifting Hockey ass is best flashed from under a towel first thing in the morning with the accompanying "woo hoo" sound. Hockey ass has also been known to be vital in accompanying a leg lift fart. Hockeyass needs to be admired by a female who lurks around corners waiting for its appearance. The owner of the Hockey ass often brags about its superiority and makes fun of others whose aren't as good as theirs

"That is one hot hockey ass"

Hockey Ass by disathome May 9, 2010