BTedstrom's definitions

badmashing

Combination of badmouthing and bashing, often used by a person that studders or has mush-mouth.

The sales rep was such an annoyance as he kept badmashing us in hopes it would make us look bad. In the end, it made him look like a total douchebag, and he lost!

by btedstrom October 2, 2009

WIR

"Wrong Initial Reaction". When someone looks good from far away, and the closer he or she gets, the more hideous he or she gets.

Manuel - "Man, that chica looks hot"
Raul - "WIR, you dork, she aint hot...she's a dog!"

by btedstrom December 23, 2006

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey.

by BTedstrom September 15, 2008

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006

Lickey

An incredibly lame ass hickey where the sender omits important information, such as names, or doesn't spell check the message before sending it. This is such a lame attempt that the "latching on" step of the ass hickey is completely missed, and the recipient only gets licked. While the recipient(s) still feel violated, as they do when receiving a mass hickey, they walk away from the lickey un-marked, but feeling somewhat damp.

Hey Svetlana, did you see Mango's most recent lickey? He totally forgot the last name of a couple of people, and just left a series of dots where their last names should be. I still feel totally spammed by him, but I only have a damp spot where his regular hickeys and swelties would normally be.

by btedstrom August 7, 2007

Me-Me

To be extremely selfish, self-centered and inflexible.

Can you believe her? All she talks about is herself and her possessions. She won't do anything unless it's her way and if everything's about her. It's no wonder she's not capable of a relationship. She's such a Me-Me!

by BTedstrom September 29, 2006

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007