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Ass Hattery 

When a bunch of asshats get together and create noise. Usually politicians or fox news fans.
We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.
Ass Hattery by Swanika June 1, 2017

ass-hatery 

-the act of weaeing your ass as a hat

-being a dumbass

-performing fucked up stunts that the cast of jackass wouldn't even do
bicycle jousting, ass-hatery at its finest
ass-hatery by meteu April 27, 2009

Mad Ass-Hatter 

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
Mad Ass-Hatter by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

asshattery 

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.
Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!
asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011

Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.
"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"
Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004