Ass Flapper
Ass Flapper by Gary F February 4, 2009
Words you can keep
Flapped Ass
Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"
2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"
- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"
-"ROFL"
2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"
- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"
Flapped Ass by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011
Related Words
Ass Flapper • Flapped Ass • ass clapper • Ass Clapper 130 • ass clapper 9000 • ass lapper • ass slapper • ass • ass pirate • ass crack
assclapper
Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.
assclapper by BelleMere July 24, 2010
assclapper
Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.
assclapper by Craptronics June 16, 2011
Assclapper
The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
Assclapper by Sussus Hapus September 23, 2021
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