assclapper
Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.
assclapper by BelleMere July 24, 2010
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assclapper
Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.
assclapper by Craptronics June 16, 2011
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Assclapper
The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
Assclapper by Sussus Hapus September 23, 2021
ass clapper
ass clapper by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007
asswrapper
A female who walks around wearing a jacket or sweater around their waist, ruining the visual inspection and categorization of their assets. This has the common reaction of disappointment and side-to-side head shaking among the booty lovers.
Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.
Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.
Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.
Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.
Joe: Hey, John, 3 o'clock.
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!
Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.
Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!
Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.
Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!
asswrapper by Roll Here Eggo April 28, 2009
Cleveland Ass Clapper
Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!
Cleveland Ass Clapper by streetwhiz April 18, 2009
hot-ass clapper
When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.
hot-ass clapper by Livi January 7, 2005
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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