Ass Broth 

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.

Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.

Ass Broth by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Ass broth 

The sweat from your ass

Yo dude, i got mad ass broth right now.

Dude, did you have diarrhea? No, its just my ass broth.

Ass broth by J-Money818 October 7, 2012

Jon-ass Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers (because they suck ass)

-Hey did you go to the Jonas Brothers concert last night?

-You mean the Jon-ass Brothers? Hell no!

Jon-ass Brothers by Asy12345 January 13, 2011

Ass Brothers 

Noun: guys who go to a Rimbledon, the superhorny lickers are called "rimmers", Rimbledon is a place where guys get their rectums, the male's most sensitive area, licked by the softness of a tongue and the smoothness of saliva

My Sergeant and I are Ass Brothers!

The fraternity house is full of Ass Bros.

The Ass Brothers got a licking at the Rimbledon!

Ass Brothers by suiteelevenfiftyseven August 19, 2008

grab your ass with both hands 

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

grab your ass with both hands by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

Half my ass and both my balls 

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

Half my ass and both my balls by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

booth ass 

People who sit at a toll booth for a long time get booth ass. It’s a big flat ass like pancake.

Damn girls got some booth ass

booth ass by Marah2752 February 22, 2020