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Ass Bagger 

A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.
I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.
Ass Bagger by Grantly July 25, 2006

Ass Bagging 

The female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laid down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.
Bro, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her my daddy.
Ass Bagging by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

Ass Bagging 

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.
Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.
Ass Bagging by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

Broke Ass Baggers 

Harley Davidson owners that drink too much Red Stag and work on their own bikes
Broke Ass Baggers are some nice ass bikes
Broke Ass Baggers by Titus Mustachio November 20, 2021

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit
That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery
assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007

Assbaggery 

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.
A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.
Assbaggery by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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