Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

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Ass Bagger

A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.

I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.

Ass Bagger by Grantly July 25, 2006

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The female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laid down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Bro, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her my daddy.

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Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.

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Harley Davidson owners that drink too much Red Stag and work on their own bikes

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That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

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The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

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