Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.

Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!

Asperfation by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

Aspergatron 

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).

Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."

Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013

Aspiration 

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.

Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009

aspirationalist 

Someone who aspires to be something/someone else.

Don drinks Peroni because he's an aspirationalist...he should be drinking Miller Lite cuz Peroni is out of his league.

aspirationalist by Pladset July 6, 2008

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

aspirations by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

aspirational hotel 

A hotel or vacation resort which is oh-so-expensive (room rent is, say over US$400 a night,) out-of-reach of all but multi-millionaires & billionaires. Therefore it's a big deal when a middle-class or kind-of-rich person can use a free-hotel award to stay there!

I got 2 free nights to stay at any Hyatt aspirational hotel in the world for getting the Hyatt Visa card, so I used them at the Hyatt Paris Vendome to stay in a room costing 700 euros a night!

aspirational hotel by Powerpasser January 12, 2018

asterbation 

Fingering your asshole for pleasure.

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.

asterbation by trickydoodah April 26, 2014