the fuck arounds

The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.

Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?

Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.

JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
by legendarymojito November 14, 2010
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Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.
Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!
by legendarymojito November 14, 2010
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