Asparagpiss 

The odor of urine after eating asparagus

The bathroom reeked of asparagpiss.

Asparagpiss by Dadeez May 23, 2014

Asparagussy 

A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)

A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.

"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"

So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.

Asparagussy by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022

Asparagussy 

Asparagussy is a nickname. We usually shortened it to Gus.

Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.

Remember that girl we called Gus, short for Asparagussy?
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.

Asparagussy by AM-VA August 30, 2023

asparapiss 

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

asparapiss by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008

Asparapiss 

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

Asparapiss by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

asparapiss 

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

asparapiss by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

asparapuss 

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina

We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.

asparapuss by darthdano February 24, 2009