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Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.
Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.
by Glitchx April 05, 2009
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An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)
He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome
by Aldy September 06, 2005
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