Definitions by darthdano

asparapuss 

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina

We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.

asparapuss by darthdano February 24, 2009

Crab Feed 

unkempt pubic hair

The girls in 80's porn have large crab feed.

Crab Feed by darthdano February 13, 2009

Lottery 

the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant

I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.

Lottery by darthdano February 13, 2009