Allopecia

A hair loss problem caused by blue light like the blue light hair remover or magnetism in general such as in some cellular phones. Just turn on the blue light filter and watch it grow back in a few months, also watch out for the overhead LED's in cars and the sun.

Allopecia: short for; i'll a peice of ya.

Allopecia that fine bald azz...

androgenetic alopecia (pattern baldness), autoimmune alopecia areata (patchy loss), telogen effluvium (stress-induced shedding), and traction alopecia (from tight styling).

Allopecia by WGstyles April 18, 2026

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Alopecia

An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.

Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!

Alopecia by hi. Please dont kill me. December 4, 2012

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alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite

The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005