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Aslieh is a very independent and mature person.
Aslieh by fr0gba3 November 21, 2021
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assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry
Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!
assieholeritis by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018
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Aslıhan 

A name for the most amazing girl. She is the best. Most beautiful girl in the whole universe.
Guy: OMG you are so beautiful, your name must be Aslıhan.
Aslıhan by Patrick High September 9, 2016

asliphobia 

hating, bullying, condescending etc. asli. her twitter handle is @dykotas but she might change it bc she does that every week
asli is a whore, i’m proud of being a part of a community with asliphobia.
asliphobia by yioduh February 1, 2020
aliehsa. pronounced as “alyssa”, commonly mispronounced as “alisha”. aliehsa is a caring, kind person at heart. when you come to her, unloading all your issues into her, she genuinely puts forth effort into involving herself. aliehsa has a phat booty and is enter boy involved with kpop or k dramas’s soulmate 4life.
Cc: Damn Bruh That Aliehsa?

Cc #2: Yup Look At Her Phat Booty

Aliehsa: What Did U Just Say To Me.........

Cc: I’m Sorry Kitten, Let me spoil you

Aliehsa: *beats up like the girlboss she is*

Aliehsa: I Learn That From Baddiexx.xxTipz Btw!

Cc #2: I Am Sorry! I Will Buy U Discord Nitro
aliehsa by bahshahahhh June 10, 2021

Aslıhan 

Aslıhans are mammals which are primarily found on the Anatolian peninsula in Western Asia and on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Their appearance is purely human, still scientists argue that they are at least partly related to members of the species “felis” (cat). Ben et al. 2019 observed several behavioral patterns which support this hypothesis. They found Aslıhans biting and licking members of their group in play. Furthermore, they observed that Aslıhans preferred to sleep in the laps of humans. However, the most convincing argument in support of the half-cat theory is Aslıhans behavior towards members of the other species. When a cat is present, Aslıhans will almost certainly touch it. Ben et al. reported several cases where Aslıhans have been observed to touch a cat when it was reluctant, even attacking the Aslıhan. They conclude that the desire to touch cats is a subconscious pattern that cannot be actively controlled. Possibly, this an evolutionary mechanism to ensure that cat-ness is transferred to the Aslıhan in regular intervals. Without it, Aslıhans would turn into humans – and who likes humans anyway?
1) Today I saw a black Aslıhan. - Oh no dude! This means one year of bad luck!

2) The other day, my Aslıhan fell. It turned mid-air and landed straight on its feet. Then it lay on the couch.

3) Happy Birthday, Aslıhan! :***
Aslıhan by SweetElephant September 14, 2019
Assieh is a Persian name, originating from the wife of the Pharoah of Egypt who educated Moses. She was considered one of the greatest beauties of her time.
"Assieh educated Moses."
Assieh by littlemisspersia November 28, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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