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If-Asked-Don't-Tell 

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
If-Asked-Don't-Tell by op_position November 12, 2010

Asker-Dasker 

A person or thing that embodies chaotic, nonsense-heavy, low-logic vibes—usually in a funny, ironic, or cringe way.
"Bro is a total asker-dasker—dude wore Crocs to prom and brought a Minecraft torch instead of flowers."

national send someone who askes a nude day 

if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants
friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10

cope plus malding plus i didnt asked 

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.
Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.

Definition no one asked for 

Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless

definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for

Did I asked? 

The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.
EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
Did I asked? by blahtnt October 13, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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