Askey'd

When your man flees the country whilst your pregnant

Poor daisy has just been Askey'd

by Maxi Carta November 28, 2017

If-Asked-Don't-Tell

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".

Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)

by op_position November 12, 2010

Asker-Dasker

A person or thing that embodies chaotic, nonsense-heavy, low-logic vibes—usually in a funny, ironic, or cringe way.

"Bro is a total asker-dasker—dude wore Crocs to prom and brought a Minecraft torch instead of flowers."

by thetrueaskerdasker July 4, 2025

national send someone who askes a nude day

if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants

friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10

by jackalob May 28, 2020

cope plus malding plus i didnt asked

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.

Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.

by AAAAAAAAAAA #2 March 4, 2022

Definition no one asked for

Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.

Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless

definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for

by Um the hell November 12, 2017

Did I asked?

The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.

EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"

by blahtnt October 13, 2021