If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
by op_position November 07, 2010
A phrase often used when you've done something wrong or something that can land you in deep trouble.
Example 1-
Billy: Hey, did you tell your mom about sneaking out and banging Jessica last night?
Bob- Nahh. I live by the Don't ask, Don't tell rule!
Example 2-
Guy 1: What's your dad gonna do once he finds out you totally flunked the test?
Guy 2: Don't ask, Don't tell.
Billy: Hey, did you tell your mom about sneaking out and banging Jessica last night?
Bob- Nahh. I live by the Don't ask, Don't tell rule!
Example 2-
Guy 1: What's your dad gonna do once he finds out you totally flunked the test?
Guy 2: Don't ask, Don't tell.
by BobsMyMan July 20, 2010
by I love Shirley Manson because she is cool. Muahahaha! December 30, 2003
Slang for Homosexualily which the "Don't Ask" can either states "Don't ask if I am Gay, because I am", "Don't ask me to love you", or "Don't ask what I am doing".
The Don't tell can either mean "Don't tell your Gay", "Don't tell you had Sex with the same gender", or "Don't tell that we are dating".
The Don't tell can either mean "Don't tell your Gay", "Don't tell you had Sex with the same gender", or "Don't tell that we are dating".
by writter123 April 16, 2010
by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021
when you buy that designer clothes for cheap and you dont want people to know..but at the same time you dont wanna lie cause that's a fkn morron thing to do since the truth will eventually come out one day so the dont ask dont tell policy is necessarily applied
J: OMG! that's such a pretty dress you're wearing!
H: thanks.its marc jacobs
J: omg that must be expensive!
H: yeah.
PERIOD.end of the conversation.change of subject.
**fashion don't ask don't tell policy applied**
H: thanks.its marc jacobs
J: omg that must be expensive!
H: yeah.
PERIOD.end of the conversation.change of subject.
**fashion don't ask don't tell policy applied**
by Hannah benana June 15, 2009