ask a 

a man with a stupid way of thinking an is a homie sexual

o look there is ask a he is a gay fuck

ask a by elpablos August 25, 2022

Ask A Ninja 

You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers.
A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.

Ask A Ninja Man: "Sorry, I chopped off your boyfriends arms, need a hug?"

Ask A Ninja by [Alea] August 17, 2006

Ask a stranger out day 

Ask anyone u dont know on a date....
Let's just hope it's not a kidnapper 😈

Him1: today is ask a stranger out day

Him2: rly , imma ask that girl in the black car out

Him1: just hope she doesn't have a bf
Him2: orrrr a kidnapper

Him1: yh!

Ask a stranger out day by LovelyMimi.onlyone_toolongname July 30, 2022

Ask a Punk 

Literally the stupidest thing you can put on a flyer instead of the address. Artists do this as a way to artificially increase their social media presence because 9/10 times they just put it on their story of their private account. The other 1/10 times are even worst. Bands that care more about calling fans "posers" instead of making music are likely to write "Ask a Punk" on their flyers ... like they're in middle school or something.

*Drummer posts flier on their story*
Drummer: Come to your show! It's a fundraiser for a cause we really support.
Follower: Oh cool! Where is it?

Drummer: Oh, if you have to ask then you're a poser and can't come LUL. it's "Ask a Punk". You can't ask me because it's against the rules. You gotta ask only those in your punk circle & ...
Follower: the fuck?

Ask a Punk by 22quackAA April 25, 2022

ask a stupid question day 

a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble

Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?

Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?

What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?

Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?

Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?

ask a stupid question day by Flying Spaghetti Monster is my God September 25, 2005

ask a girl out day!!nov 19 

the day where you ask a girl u always wanted before ! or ask them to start a talking relationship!

#1 : heyy , did you ask her out yet ?

#2 : yes , after 3rd period since todays ask a girl out day!!nov 19

ask a girl out day!!nov 19 by laylaforest! November 18, 2020

Ask a ninja 

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.

Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...

Ask a ninja by Sketchface May 28, 2010