ashtonism

the religion of ashton kutcher

- Rob wanted to become a punk'd master, so he started reading the ashtonism bible

ashtonism by cords April 5, 2005

Ashtonism

When referencing any debaucherous activity when one knows the right choice but consistently chooses otherwise....

I was going to call a cab after drinking, but I had an ashtonism and decided to drive home myself.....and not stop at sheetz

Ashtonism by Bigsexy8404 October 20, 2023

ASStonish 

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006

ashtonsexual 

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.

Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

ashtonsexual by streampizzaby5sos March 7, 2020

astonishing face salad 

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

astonishing face salad by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

Anthonism 

To overhear one of the most life changing and metaphoric phrases from a co-worker and secretly be in aww of his or her profound knowledge.

I was overhearing a co-worker earlier today, he said such an Anthonism, I am wondering what he is even doing working here.

Anthonism by Marlborough Hamburglar May 8, 2009

ashtonisalilrebel 

one of my fav 5sos tiktokers. she’s so cool and her posts always make my day!

‘hey! have you heard of ashtonisalilrebel?’
“yes! omg they’re one of my favs!!”

ashtonisalilrebel by anonymousidk June 8, 2021