Ashtonist

People that are offensive to people by the name Ashton

Person 1: "This is why you don't have a dad
Person 2: "Isn't that rasict?"
Person 1: "Nope, it's Ashtonist"

by Tonofash22 July 21, 2023

altonist

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.

I am indeed an Altonist.

by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

ashtonsexual

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.

Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

by streampizzaby5sos March 7, 2020

astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

ashtonisalilrebel

one of my fav 5sos tiktokers. she’s so cool and her posts always make my day!

‘hey! have you heard of ashtonisalilrebel?’
“yes! omg they’re one of my favs!!”

by anonymousidk June 8, 2021

ashganistan

Another word for the town of Ashington due to its drug crimes and its reputation as a town

‘Have ye heard aboot ashganistan, aye malcom got arrested for dealing ket to bairns’

by TryMeImGrimey July 28, 2021