Ashtonist

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People that are offensive to people by the name Ashton

Person 1: "This is why you don't have a dad
Person 2: "Isn't that rasict?"
Person 1: "Nope, it's Ashtonist"

Ashtonist by Tonofash22 July 21, 2023

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altonist

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.

I am indeed an Altonist.

altonist by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007

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ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006

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ashtonsexual

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.

Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

ashtonsexual by streampizzaby5sos March 7, 2020

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astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

astonishing face salad by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

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ashtonisalilrebel

one of my fav 5sos tiktokers. she’s so cool and her posts always make my day!

‘hey! have you heard of ashtonisalilrebel?’
“yes! omg they’re one of my favs!!”

ashtonisalilrebel by anonymousidk June 8, 2021

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ashganistan

Another word for the town of Ashington due to its drug crimes and its reputation as a town

‘Have ye heard aboot ashganistan, aye malcom got arrested for dealing ket to bairns’

ashganistan by TryMeImGrimey July 28, 2021

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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