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altonist 

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.
I am indeed an Altonist.
altonist by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007

ASStonish 

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!
I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.
ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006

ashtonsexual 

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.
Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

astonishing face salad 

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

ashtonisalilrebel 

one of my fav 5sos tiktokers. she’s so cool and her posts always make my day!
‘hey! have you heard of ashtonisalilrebel?’
“yes! omg they’re one of my favs!!”

ashganistan 

Another word for the town of Ashington due to its drug crimes and its reputation as a town
‘Have ye heard aboot ashganistan, aye malcom got arrested for dealing ket to bairns’
ashganistan by TryMeImGrimey July 28, 2021