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ahorita
An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
ashrigmatism
A fungal infection that affects the eyes
Guy 1: Can you make the text bigger?
Guy 2: Why, you blind or something?
Guy 1: Nah, I have Ashrigmatism
Guy 2: Why, you blind or something?
Guy 1: Nah, I have Ashrigmatism
ashrigmatism by scholar of nothing February 22, 2022
Ashbringer
The most orgasmic sword in the universe! Especially in world of warcraft! Players would kill their families to have this sword in world of warcraft! Even though it is unobtainable in the game!
Wow player 1: I want the Ashbringer so badly! It was used to kill The Lich King!
Wow player 2: Too bad we can't get it.
Wow player 2: Too bad we can't get it.
Ashbringer by Roman, Bane of the Fallen King December 29, 2012
aelin ashriver whitethorne galathynius
She was formaly known as Adarlans assassian, Celaena Sardothien. She was formaly a slave in the salt mines in Endovier and the kings champian, thanks to Crown Prince Dorian Havilliard who chose her as his champion. She is the queen of Terrasan. She is lucky to be the mate from sex god Rowan Whithorne.
aelin ashriver whitethorne galathynius by daddyfuckingdraco October 29, 2020
ashari
an ashari is superrrrr fine like all the boys want her .she carries herself like a rolemodel . she funny and talks real sweet . she talented in anything she puts her mind to . she impresses the boys with her beauty and skill yet she is a gogetter .
like damn thats ashari bro im bout to go tap that ...
damn ashari so fine man even when she crying
ashari likes my type of music bro .........
damn ashari so fine man even when she crying
ashari likes my type of music bro .........
ashari by bodak-purple October 15, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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