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The man who creates history. He can solve every problem. He wins every game. Not only that, but he is good-looking and tall.
He is Asbond, He Plays Like Asbond, He looks like Asbond
Asbond by anonymous May 10, 2022
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Askonda Juakeen American professional basketball player from Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Mostly known here in his small hometown.
there goes Askonda in the open court, looking to go for another slam dunk!
Askonda by KMac23 August 27, 2021
Absolute unit yeah man
Andrew Barton has massive muscles mate
Person 1: who’s that person there with massive muscles?
Person 2: oh, it’s asbonyt

Albondiga con patas

A fat ass person resembeling an ALBONDIGA meat ball that has no other choice than to be round, fat and lardy.
Pobrecita/o, parece una albondiga con patas!!!
Albondiga con patas by Di no A April 24, 2006
A strong bold person, with positive energy. Stands out incrowd with his genuine character, charming personality, courageously curious and completely dreamy! Use caution: Eye contact could be dangerous to your heart.
Theres no man like an Abondio man.

I've just had the Abondio experience of my life.
Abondio by Roger Dodge December 21, 2016

asbonaut 

UK usage. Combination of ASBO (anti-social behaviour order) and astronaut. Used to refer to Chavs, council estate types and hooligans of various kinds.
"When I grow up daddy I want to be an asbonaut!"
asbonaut by David Avon February 23, 2005

abondalacaca 

a freaky man on your front porch eating your caca.
omg! there is an abondalacaca in my house!!!!!!!
abondalacaca by shrekbabies March 9, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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