Abond

Abond is the walking meme of the high school. He always helps people out but sometimes he prioritizes other peoples needs over his. He’s not the smartest in the class but he gets at least a 7(raw score) in all his classes. He has his cool side that can get along with everyone in the room but also has his dumbo side where he can’t do basic arithmetic. Abond is a man who makes straight males question their sexuality.

Man if I were gay I would definitely date Abond.

by clowndog November 23, 2021

Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

fine ham abounds

When ham is flavorful, juicy, and well prepared the universal truth is that it's fucking good ham. "Fine ham abounds" can be substituted for "fucking good ham" in polite company.

Yeah I like it, it's really fucking good. Ooh, oops, I mean--fine ham abounds, mom.

by mootinator January 3, 2013

Abandon

Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.

Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.

by Unknown¿? December 16, 2019

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

Alondra

Alondra is a beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She puts anybody in their place no matter who they are and stands up for what she believes in. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn’t think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is very forgiving and has a personality like no other. She’s very picky with her men so you’d be lucky to have her.

Person 1: Hey do you know who that is? she’s really pretty but she looks mean.

Person 2: Oh her? That’s Alondra. I’ve talked to her once! She’s actually really nice!

by Alondra. February 9, 2018

Aboudy

A douche bag way of saying the phrase "about it".

Example 1
Human 1: Man the weather is really crappy today.
Human 2: Tell me aboudy.

Example 2
Human 1: Oh no, I forgot my wallet at home!
Human 2: Aw don't worry aboudy, I got you covered.

by Bop45 March 22, 2017