3 definitions by Lawrence Waldman

waughing

The act of wizzing(or peeing) yourself due to laughing too hard. Commonly happens after a good joke as been said a person may start waughing, which normally goes unnoticed by the waugher until it's to late.

Ryan:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cory:Why?
Ryan:How the CLUCK should I know!
Cory:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ryan:Dude go to the bathroom you're waughing.
Cory:Oh NO!

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

waldmadump

The complete sucking and lack of skill in all forms of video games. If someone is suffering from waldmadump they will lose no matter how hard they or anyone on their team(if it's a team game) try.

Cory: Kevin what's going on with you today you have died 10 times and haven't killed anyone.
Kevin: I've taken a Waldmadump today man, I'm sorry.
Cory: Well we lost now.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014