Artolimus

Artolimus is a shy and sweet young man.

Damn I wish I was like Artolimus

by FatCatPorridge December 17, 2021

Artimus

Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.

"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."

by Loki May 26, 2003

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)

Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.

He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.

I actually don't know how he's not dead.

A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.

by anoverusedjoke June 27, 2021

Artimus Gigan

Makes the most pointless threads.

Artimus Gigan needs to banned in the ass.

by SpaceGhostTheBaninator January 13, 2004

Artorius

Artorius is a absolute Chad

Artorius will make the boys drop to his feet like a chad.

by Timmy bob tim April 13, 2021

Artimus Maximus

The man who has a bday every day. And this is a FACT. He is a party animal. A man who can out drink any.......until he falls asleep. This man can fall asleep any where any time and any how.

Artimus Maximus its his bday everyday of the year for here on out thur eternity.

by OneEar April 21, 2019

[artimus pile driver]

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head

the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver

by rich horak December 15, 2006