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Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.
"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."
Artimus by Loki May 26, 2003

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III 

Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)

Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.

He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.

I actually don't know how he's not dead.
A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.

Artimus Gigan

Artimus Gigan needs to banned in the ass.

Artorius 

Artorius is a absolute Chad
Artorius will make the boys drop to his feet like a chad.
Artorius by Timmy bob tim April 13, 2021

Artimus Maximus

The man who has a bday every day. And this is a FACT. He is a party animal. A man who can out drink any.......until he falls asleep. This man can fall asleep any where any time and any how.
Artimus Maximus its his bday everyday of the year for here on out thur eternity.
Artimus Maximus by OneEar April 21, 2019

[artimus pile driver] 

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head
the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver
[artimus pile driver] by rich horak December 15, 2006