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One of the best guys you will ever meet.

Seriously though, he’ll either be a Leo or a Cancer but either way he’ll still be the best. Probably better than you.
His hair? Beautiful, his style? Fashionable
He’s sense of humor? The funniest
He can sing, dance, edit, he’s probably the most talentless person you’ll ever meet.

He makes all the girls- not even. He makes EVERYBODY go ZOOOOO WEEEE MAMA

One of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a keeper. Don’t ever lose him, you’ll regret it.
Lola: omg i saw a guy at Five Guys, he was soo cute. His hair was beautiful and curly and his eyes were a dashing honey brown.

Jackie: Really? Damn he must be an Argenis
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Jorge: yo! Check out this dudes Instagram, he does sick edits and he can sing!

Xavier: yeah it’s nice but he’s a Leo, so nevermind..
Argenis by Ntrsgmbno November 21, 2018
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Argenis is a great guy. He will make you laugh till you pee your pants. He's great to talk to about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that wins em all (even the men😉) . If you make him mad he will hide like a turtle.

He's very easy to talk to and is great at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Watch out tho he might want to steal you'r babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months for a child.

Argenis is a guy with style. He smells good. Gives great advise. And gives great hugs too.

If your mean to his friends he will get you back. He loves pranks. He likes to get with people to prank others badly but very funny in the end.

Be his friend or you'll regret it!
Girl: hey what did you do on Saturday?
Boy: oh I hug out with argenis, too bad you didn't become friends with him.
Girl: is it too late?
Boy: no he will be anyone's friend at anytime!👍
Argenis by OgSmexyBoi June 20, 2019
Related Words
Gender:Male
Origin:Greek
Meaning:He who has a great whiteness
His name is Argenis
Argenis by ahmrocks May 25, 2009
A very cool laid back type of guy, the best friend you'll ever have so keep him. he usually will make you laugh at least once.

*IMPORTANT NOTE*- he is an epic meme lord
¨damn look at that guys meme he must be a meme lord¨
¨yep thats argenis ¨
¨ wow he seems cool¨
Argenis by Akidnamedargy April 2, 2019
Argenis is a great guy. He will make you laugh till you pee your pants. He's great to talk to about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that wins em all (even the men😉) . If you make him mad he will hide like a turtle.

He's very easy to talk to and is great at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Watch out tho he might want to steal you'r babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months for a child.

Argenis is a guy with style. He smells good. Gives great advise. And gives great hugs too.

If your mean to his friends he will get you back. He loves pranks. He likes to get with people to prank others badly but very funny in the end.

Be his friend or you'll regret it!

And one more thing. Mf built like an oven roasted turkey that fat fucker needs to lose some damn weight. His daily meal consists of eating zaxby’s 10 times a day sweating out all that zax sauce.
Damn it’s Argenis. Better hide my food before he comes to eat it.
Argenis by Hrhthtbt November 22, 2021
A dude. Works in Fortnite/FIFA. Failed soccer player. 2 kool 4 u. He needs some serious sleep. He stole the f****** wifi. Has an iron butt.
Ya vete a dormir Argenis.
Argenis by LWAdmin December 4, 2023

Arkenism 

The infusion of a political ideology and a religion.
Dog are you a communist?

No , a Christian Communist. I follow Arkenism.