Arsegrass 

1) Pubic hair around the anus.
2) Someone who is a complete ugly idiot.

1) Man! He had a lot of arsegrass!
2) That freak over there is such an arsegrass.

Arsegrass by LucyLube -x- April 24, 2008

arsegrass 

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

arsegrass by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Assgrass 

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.

Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.

Assgrass by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

assgrass 

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females

American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

assgrass by jazzercise kills innocent newborns February 2, 2008

arsegravy 

This putrid and foul smelling substance is referred to by ignorant word abusers with the insufficient term "diarrhoea". However, we (the enlightened ones) understand that once diarrhoea becomes so diarrhoeal that its consistency is akin to that of well-stirred and ready-to-consume gravy then any term other than this is a shear fallacy. But beware! This term has often been misused to describe what may feel during production (and from a distance appear) to be free of that oh so commonly unnoticed grainy/sandy texture. Please note that unless upon further inspection it upholds a smooth, almost creamy quality, its just runny shit!

"Damn that last load of arsegravy is lubricating my arsecheeks so well I'm just gonna have to scoff another kilo of prunes!"

arsegravy by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

arsegrapes 

Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.

Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.

arsegrapes by tommus March 9, 2006

Arseassist 

A type of Homosexual that is super proficient in penetrating the sphincter, and performing other Homosexual acts

Wow that bumming was great, you're a real Arseassist!

Arseassist by Robby O'licious Bacon July 11, 2023