arsecress 

arse hair

mine

arsecress by roy September 11, 2003

Arseness 

a cetain way to call somthing stupid, dumb, retarded.

Ugh, what arseness.
That's so arseness.

Arseness by SkankyWhoreBag October 17, 2008

arse cress

The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.

Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!

arse cress by Lee J Graham September 22, 2008

arsecrisps 

Arsecrisps. A Problem that usually occurs during those hot summer months. It involves sweat dripping between your arse cheeks and drying out, generally causing chaffing around the ring piece thus making you fell as though your arsehole has just eaten a packet of crisps,

My bum is so sore it feels like I've been eating a bag of arsecrisps.

arsecrisps by Buggermint Brady November 23, 2013

Arsegrass 

1) Pubic hair around the anus.
2) Someone who is a complete ugly idiot.

1) Man! He had a lot of arsegrass!
2) That freak over there is such an arsegrass.

Arsegrass by LucyLube -x- April 24, 2008

arsegrass 

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

arsegrass by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Arsedness

Describing oneself when I am drunk or lazy or cheeky.

You made a whole mess of the party last night with your drunk arsedness.

Arsedness by Mc nesbreen January 10, 2024