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arsegrass 

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.
The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.
arsegrass by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Assgrass 

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.
Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.
Assgrass by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

assgrass 

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females
American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

arsegravy 

This putrid and foul smelling substance is referred to by ignorant word abusers with the insufficient term "diarrhoea". However, we (the enlightened ones) understand that once diarrhoea becomes so diarrhoeal that its consistency is akin to that of well-stirred and ready-to-consume gravy then any term other than this is a shear fallacy. But beware! This term has often been misused to describe what may feel during production (and from a distance appear) to be free of that oh so commonly unnoticed grainy/sandy texture. Please note that unless upon further inspection it upholds a smooth, almost creamy quality, its just runny shit!
"Damn that last load of arsegravy is lubricating my arsecheeks so well I'm just gonna have to scoff another kilo of prunes!"
arsegravy by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

arsegrapes 

Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.
Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.
arsegrapes by tommus March 9, 2006

Arseassist 

A type of Homosexual that is super proficient in penetrating the sphincter, and performing other Homosexual acts
Wow that bumming was great, you're a real Arseassist!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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