Arse-candle
A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
Arse-candle by Samtasticle June 14, 2006
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arse candle
arse candle by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003
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arse candle
arse candle by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003
arse candle
arse candle by Karlos April 1, 2004
arse candle
arse candle by harry flashman August 16, 2003
arsecandle
arsecandle by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
arsecandle
Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
arsecandle by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
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