Weaved

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To get repeatedly screwed over by someone who you work for or with. To be constantly harassed and demeaned through passive aggressive schedule and workload changes, both unnecessary and evil.

Bob stole all of my clients. "Dude, you got weaved"

Gary just weaved me; he called and requested a schedule reduction after we discovered 3 people were being laid off.

Weaved by Icon_WRX January 23, 2009

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Weaved

Alaskan slang for stoked. Often meaning far beyond stoked. To the point where there is no more stoke-age. EXTREMELY excited.

Braden: I am so ready for some snow. I want to go boarding so bad.
Noa: I'm weaved dude! I can't wait to hit some pow!

Weaved by weavedforAK October 13, 2011

Related Words

Weaved • weave • weaver • Wavedash • weavered • Weave Snatcher • Waved • wavedashing • [weavealicious] • weave nation-certified

weaved

under the influence of 3 or more substances, drugs and/or alcohol

After I got cross-faded off weed and alcohol, I took some ecstasy. I was so weaved last night bro.

weaved by KCBlazinAsian September 7, 2016

Weaved

When someone snatches your wig or weave

“Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
“That guy over there weaved me!”

Weaved by Sarbush, Erbush and Maddog March 12, 2019

Trump weave

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head

... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??

Trump weave by T&T'sDictionary January 10, 2017

weavesplaining

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

weavesplaining by dawnnhelene August 30, 2018

Snatch your weave

Usually in a girl fight. If someone tells you ,"Imma snatch your weave."They mean there gonna grab your weave or real hair and pull it till it comes of. You better run if they say this

Oooh gurl imma snatch your weave

Snatch your weave by Soup and toe nails July 14, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026