arsecandles 

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

arsecandles by antony December 17, 2004

arsecandle 

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

arsecandle by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecandle 

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

arsecandle by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arsecandle 

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

arsecandle by JB October 25, 2003