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Arkwright sweetener 

A geriatric male ejaculates over a younger horsey woman to cool her down after she’s gotten irate.
Christina was fuming because her horse didn’t win the race, so I gave her an Arkwright sweetener to calm her down.

Albert Arkwright’s Shop 

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

arknights 

a tower-defense gacha game developed by Hypergryph
arknights is a tower defense gacha game that actually requires a brain! the game is really really generous with its gacha rates; currently, it has an event that can give your 2 free 6* characters! thats right! genshin impact could never, keep malding with the qiqi you got from event banner. aside from the super generous gacha rates, the plot is amazing, the characters are 😳, and the music is also a banger. so what are you waiting for? go download arknights right now! (i dont even play this game)
arknights by TheInquisitiveCheese November 10, 2021

Arknights 

Described below.
Arknights terminology:
Lungmen Guard Department: a bunch of idiots screaming at each other. The head police officer is a dragon girl who refuses to arrest her sister on the charges of multiple cases of mass murder, destruction of entire habitats, and much more.
Yan: A low-level version of China with a few dragons in which one of them have permanent depression even more serious than Tomioka Giyuu
Lappland: commonly called lappdumb
Ceobe: the fearful three-headed dog Cerberus…not really. Just likes honey biscuits and generally has 1/3 of the IQ of a normal dog, as opposed to public belief that three heads means 3x the intelligence.
Doktah: a dumb guy who simps for Kal'tsit (explanation below)
Kal'tsit: a cat who has been sterilized and is old and wise beyond knowledge. She is 1000000x older (not independently verified) than the famed Wan Lo.
Warfarin: A vampire doctor who claims to be able to identify patients from prey, which we're sure is a lie. Doktah has met her several times, with him always coming out deprived of blood much lower than the accepted value. Also older than Wan Lo, an unbelievable truth.
Blaze: fire cat 1.0
Skyfire: fire cat 2.0
Reunion Movement: an organization of the baddest people ever in federal prison. Led by a fearsome dragon who actually should have been in prison but due to the overprotective acts of the LGD is evading prison better than Al Capone.
Kroos: (earrape) KO~KO~DA~YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arknights 

Best tower defence game in the world
"Bro, go get your mind some exercise"
"That's why I do Arknights"
Arknights by Lordoftheweeaboos July 27, 2021

it's awwwright

From an anime called Mai Chan's Daily Life. When a rich guy fucking Mai's newborn kid. Better than A Serbian Flim.
Kate : What are you doing to my newborn? Do me instead.

Josh : It's awwwright!
it's awwwright by Edgyswang April 13, 2016