Arkwright

The act of being too cool for the proverbial school, or the metaphorical or literal school, or any other place of education.

whoah!
what?
That guys a total Arkwright, why's he even here.

by tasticles May 18, 2010

Arkwright sweetener

A geriatric male ejaculates over a younger horsey woman to cool her down after she’s gotten irate.

Christina was fuming because her horse didn’t win the race, so I gave her an Arkwright sweetener to calm her down.

by Not today son April 14, 2022

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025