Armweight

A girlfriend who acts shy and refuses to assimilate into her man’s social groups.

Friend 1: Man, it’s always so awkward when Chad’s girl comes, she never talks!
Friend 2: Right! She is such an armweight!!

Armweight by Mcswaggin balls August 30, 2019

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Arkwright sweetener

A geriatric male ejaculates over a younger horsey woman to cool her down after she’s gotten irate.

Christina was fuming because her horse didn’t win the race, so I gave her an Arkwright sweetener to calm her down.

Arkwright sweetener by Not today son April 14, 2022

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Arkwright

The act of being too cool for the proverbial school, or the metaphorical or literal school, or any other place of education.

whoah!
what?
That guys a total Arkwright, why's he even here.

Arkwright by tasticles May 18, 2010

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Agriweight

A unit of measurement used for determining the quantity of agricultural products.

Agriweight is a standardized unit of measuring lettuce.

Agriweight by Callis December 31, 2016

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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

Albert Arkwright’s Shop by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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