Definitions by ToBeConfirmed

Noncensical

A word that people use to describe the mental disfunction and behaviour of SA perpetrators.

They are mindblowingly noncensical, and, said person is still in a position of authority given the damning evidence against them.

Noncensical by ToBeConfirmed February 19, 2026

The Royal Bank Of Scotfree

Where someone may "borrow" £12M to pay another person off, even though they were innocent, according to pubic announcement.

He made the problem go away with a withdrawl from the Royal Bank of Scotfree.

The Royal Bank Of Scotfree by ToBeConfirmed February 19, 2026

Albert Arkwright’s Shop 

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

Albert Arkwright’s Shop by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

Beryl 

(A) Beryl, being a Beryl.

See "Town Bike".
Name comes from the popular bicycle rental scheme across the UK.

"You're ex has turned in to a right Beryl"
"She's a what?"
"You know, the Town Bike"
"..Well ridden now, looks worn out, gearbox is totally f'd.

Beryl by ToBeConfirmed June 18, 2025