ToBeConfirmed's definitions

Beryl

(A) Beryl, being a Beryl.

See "Town Bike".
Name comes from the popular bicycle rental scheme across the UK.

"You're ex has turned in to a right Beryl"
"She's a what?"
"You know, the Town Bike"
"..Well ridden now, looks worn out, gearbox is totally f'd.

by ToBeConfirmed June 18, 2025

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

The Royal Bank Of Scotfree

Where someone may "borrow" £12M to pay another person off, even though they were innocent, according to pubic announcement.

He made the problem go away with a withdrawl from the Royal Bank of Scotfree.

by ToBeConfirmed February 19, 2026

Noncensical

A word that people use to describe the mental disfunction and behaviour of SA perpetrators.

They are mindblowingly noncensical, and, said person is still in a position of authority given the damning evidence against them.

by ToBeConfirmed February 19, 2026