Beryl

(A) Beryl, being a Beryl.

See "Town Bike".
Name comes from the popular bicycle rental scheme across the UK.
"You're ex has turned in to a right Beryl"
"She's a what?"
"You know, the Town Bike"
"..Well ridden now, looks worn out, gearbox is totally f'd.
by ToBeConfirmed June 18, 2025
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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