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Birds Aren’t Real 

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

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There are, don't lie to yourself. This is what the Urban Dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool.
John: What does "fam" mean?
Urban Dictionary: There aren't any definitions for this word.

things that sound dirty but aren't 

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site
he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

y’arent 

You all + aren’t

Y’all+Aren’t
Y’arent
Y’arent ready for this.
Y’arent Cool enough to hang out with us
y’arent by Y’arent August 22, 2018

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Something you search when you're really bored on Urban Dictionary.

Or something you search when you don't have a life(like me) Cri
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my parents arent home 

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.
-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!