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Aragnaphobia 

The fear of getting the bad luck of a certain man named Anthony Arana. Bro his luck is so bad he’s been taken out of a lunch period before could even sit down, he’s gotten arrested for making a school shooting joke “Ay foo when I give you the signal run.”, and got his ass beat at a family reunion, scammed out of thousands of dollars in California and been robbed numerous times. Mans has even thrown punches and hurt himself more than the other person! How does that happen?!?!
Man, I’m just so aragnaphobia. If I ever gain this man’s bad luck, I would literally give up on life.
Aragnaphobia by Tokio Nakahara December 19, 2021
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Aracnaphobia 

Aracnaphobia is a bad fear of spiders
Yo, bro I totally freaked out when I saw this spider. I have such bad aracnaphobia.

Arandaphobia 

Random 1 - "Aarrgghh....that guy just fell over himself..."

Random 2 - "Its ok...with this simple 5step process, your Arandaphobia will be a thing of the past...we're here to help."
Arandaphobia by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006

arachnaphobia 

Is when your scared of spiders
I have a arachnaphobia of spiders
arachnaphobia by TazeGodz May 23, 2016

Acrapnaphobia 

Fear of doing the toilet in public places
"Davie had to go home at lunchtime"
"How come?"
"He has Acrapnaphobia"

aracknaphobia

When someone is afraid of girls. Either shy or just gay
Guy1: Check out jimmy, that girl over their with nice titties is checking him out but hes ignoring her, he must be gay.

Guy2: No man, I think he has aracknaphobia.
aracknaphobia by Mitfer March 16, 2009

Arachnaphobia 

Arachnophobia is the irrational fear of spiders and other arachnids that will cause Jonathan to scream, cry, have emotional outbursts, experience trouble breathing, sweat, have heart palpitations, or even faint when he comes into contact with spiders, or finds himself in an area near spiders or their webs.
When the spider surprised Jonathan at his desk, his extreme Arachnaphobia caused him to soil his undergarments.