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Dan: “look, it’s a Aquinde!”
Aquinde by Dickman32 September 15, 2020
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Joey Aquinde Syndrome 

When you dick ride the best team in sports.
After the patriots won, Frank came down with the Joey Aquinde syndrome.
Joey Aquinde Syndrome by Bran671 January 15, 2018

aquidextrous 

The ability to turn the bathtub faucet with the use of only toes.
"trying to show his aquidextrous abilities, Bill hit his toe on the tub faucet"
aquidextrous by Bowerman July 20, 2003

aquidesent 

knowing better than to create an argument when the other person is wrong
Gordon’s fetish for typos makes him aquidesent when reading letters from Tumas.
aquidesent by SaltyFingrz January 10, 2020

Aquintey 

Written by an Aquintey, this surname is at least recognized by Google as a Filipino originating last name. The meaning of Aquintey? I have no fucking idea, but I'm happy to be unique. It does sound like a little bit like a 'royalty' surname, no? Okay fine, I'll give you my own meaning. Aquintey means a family of high importance, and is very wealthy at the same time! However, since they are Filipino, they are very giving as well! Generally a family who represents riches, but is a champion for all! Anyways, sorry for bringing your hopes up on trying to know exactly what your last name means future (well present if you're reading this now) Aquinteys! Or random person who looked up our surname. I hope my own definition at least contributed to your search!
Person 1: Hey, what's your last name?
Person 2: Aquintey!
Person 1: Never fucking heard of it but okay!
Aquintey by cultured December 3, 2019

aquindis 

A crazy non thinking guy who is always out of control in many ways. Falls for girls easily and can't let go of them to easily either.
Do be such an Aquindis
aquindis by Fingertips September 24, 2017
Something that is aqua and/or ocean-colored. Also can be used to refer to a valuable or pretty object that happens to be a light shade of blueish-green. This term was first coined in the writing known as "Lost in the Dark (He's Got a Heavy Heart)" as an alternative to the word "Aquamarine".
The aquine gemstone caught her eye as she walked past the jeweler's display.
Aquine by fishingrodfrenzy777 December 28, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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