April fool 

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

April fool by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020

April Fool's Day 

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

April Fool's Day by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

April Fool's, bitch 

When you're having sex, entering from behind (e.g. doggystyle,) about to come, you tell the receiver, "I'm about to come!"

Pull out and spit on her (or his) back while grunting. when she turns around, blow your wad in her face and yell, "April Fool's, bitch!"

you should've seen the look on her face when i said, "April Fool's, bitch." she was so mad.

April Fool's, bitch by kentucky_windage August 10, 2012

April Fool's Day 

The best holiday of the year. Day when friends get to pull the ULITMATE jokes on each other no matter how mean they are.

Jer and Tav got Tara good this year. On April fools day they told her a friend was dead and she believed it! That rocked!

April Fool's Day by viscioustart March 28, 2005

April Fool's Day 

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying

Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material

April Fool's Day by your best idiot April 7, 2010

April Fool's Day 

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)

1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"

April Fool's Day by gadgetfish May 1, 2010

April Fool’s Day 

A day when you can tell your crush you like them… and when they reject you, tell them “it’s a joke! April Fool’s” haha *dies*

hey! I gotta tell you something…
oh? What’s up?
I like you.
Oh… sorry… I don’t feel the sa-
It’s April Fool’s Day! It’s a joke! *dies inside*

April Fool’s Day by numberonecharlielover March 31, 2022