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The Appleton Slide 

A sex act where a Cleveland Steamer is administered to someone sitting at a 45 degree (or approx.) angle and the feces is left to run down from the neck / chest area to the genital area. The receiving female is then eaten out until the area is entirely clean. If the recipient is a male then he is blown with special attention to leaving the whole area clean.
Ben - I gave your Mom a Cleveland Steamer yesterday and she loved it.
Nate - That shit is for amateurs! I gave your Mom the Appleton Slide! BTW, can you please go take the bag off her head? I forgot to do that...
Zurich rugby club's beverage of choice.
Another round of appletinis please, shot Sama!
appletini by Daddy Long-Legs September 16, 2013

appletinied

to be bought a appletini by some one and be forced to drink it as fast as you can. before you drink it you have to say "im Samantha" and after you chug it you have to say "i sleep with everyone" sometimes a picture or video of you is taken during the process of being appletinied and then posted on a social network site.
Son i got appletinied three times last night. everyone at the bar thought i was gay.
appletinied by dc217 October 21, 2010

Appletini Crawl 

A bar crawl solely with appletinis.

The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.
Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.
Alcoholic drink: half apple, half tini.
Hey, can I get an appletini, easy on the tini? ... you can really taste the apples.
appletini by johnnywaxol May 25, 2008
the only drink (besides a nectorini)that a man can get at a bar without feeling homosexual.
ummm bartender appletinis all around
appletini by EarthToDavid January 1, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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