Cpt Appleman is hysterically obsessed with Fortnite, he makes his own skins, which are extremely cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with stream sniping, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid Victory Royale forms. For flavor add a toxic loadout consisting of a legendary scar and a really beautiful pickaxe dipped in a bit of Uranium. Add toxicity, pickaxe kills and some cheeky walls and you get the perfect dungeon builder in the entirety Tilted Towers (RIP). He yeets himself from the Battle Bus with his pickaxe and a backpack full of various designs for professional fortresses to clap some ass cheeks.
Random guy being a dude: Yooo maaaan it's Cpt Appleman duuuude!
Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.
Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us
applemen are men that get all the girls, has W rizz and lives in apple village and remember kids a apple a day will bring the bitches your way😉 🍎 created by @fidel2thurll and @yk_capo
Applemen mean u are a man who is good looking has W rizz and lives in apple village
rebecca: look at them apple men over there they’re so hot😫
Lily: I know right i wish i could have them and they’re apples😫
A person who is a fan of all things that Apple Computers produces and will actively try and convert others while bashing any competing technology on forums or even in public.
These people do not represent the average user of Apple products.
Oh no, hide your Droid, here comes Steve the Applevangelist.
The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bitethe doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.
Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.