Definitions by Fasteroid

Appleism 

The belief that old devices should be made non-functional and obsolete as quickly as possible, even if they are otherwise still useful.

Appleism is one of the primary causes of E-Waste in the world.

Appleism by Fasteroid May 6, 2023

Microsoftism 

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

Microsoftism by Fasteroid May 6, 2023

emoji abuse 

The act of replacing every noun in a sentence with an emoji if it exists.
Common in social media noobs, as they often overuse emojis in an attempt to fit in.

Original
I was sad so I looked around for good games on steam.
Emoji Abuse:
I was 😩 so ℹ️ 👀 around for 🌟 games on 💨.

emoji abuse by Fasteroid March 16, 2017

approximation

a kind of true but not true simplification of something. Can be used to insult.

1. The approximation of pi is 3.14
2. The approximation of your mom is fat

approximation by Fasteroid July 25, 2016