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That spooky ass shit you find on the internet. It features this little white motherfucker who stalks people and then attacks when they get curious and see it.
Oh shit, I think that was the rake. I'm fucked...
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by Fasteroid July 21, 2016

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The act of replacing every noun in a sentence with an emoji if it exists.
Common in social media noobs, as they often overuse emojis in an attempt to fit in.
Original
I was sad so I looked around for good games on steam.
Emoji Abuse:
I was 😩 so ℹ️ 👀 around for 🌟 games on 💨.
by Fasteroid March 16, 2017

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The process of becoming less intelligent over time while simultaneously growing more orange. Not limited to political figures.
The trumpification of the Annoying Orange was painful to watch, but inevitable
by Fasteroid March 16, 2017

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Someone who is pointlessly annoying on Garry's Mod
That guy is a total minge. He was throwing props and shit at my build.
by Fasteroid July 11, 2016

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A freaky ass music video on YouTube designed to raise awareness about prolapse. It is highly NSFW and somehow is allowed on YouTube despite having graphic imagery of anuses.

Do yourself a favor and don't look it up. You'll be scarred for life.
69FingerLicker69: Hey my dude how the fuck are u
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I am currently having PTSD about a video I saw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): The imagery I witnessed will be burned into my mind forever m8
69FingerLicker69: What video was it?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Some faggot sent me Walls Fall Out
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by Fasteroid January 03, 2017

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The upside-down version of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Used to spam and further convey insanity.
xXlmaoXx: Hey m8, wanna hear a joke?
Dickbot: Sure bruh
xXlmaoXx: Your Mom
xXlmaoXx: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
xXlmaoXx: ( ₒ͜ ʕ ͡ ₒ͜ )
Dickbot: Fuck u m8
by Fasteroid June 19, 2016

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Those little robot slaves that endlessly browse the web and save/index information about websites.

archive.org owes its entire existence to these little guys.
One of Google's webcrawlers just indexed my website penisland.com, and now EVERYONE can visit it :D
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by Fasteroid November 28, 2016

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