emoji abuse

The act of replacing every noun in a sentence with an emoji if it exists.
Common in social media noobs, as they often overuse emojis in an attempt to fit in.

Original
I was sad so I looked around for good games on steam.
Emoji Abuse:
I was 😩 so ℹ️ 👀 around for 🌟 games on 💨.

by Fasteroid March 16, 2017

approximation

a kind of true but not true simplification of something. Can be used to insult.

1. The approximation of pi is 3.14
2. The approximation of your mom is fat

by Fasteroid July 25, 2016

Appleism

The belief that old devices should be made non-functional and obsolete as quickly as possible, even if they are otherwise still useful.

Appleism is one of the primary causes of E-Waste in the world.

by Fasteroid May 06, 2023

Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

by Fasteroid May 06, 2023