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Apple Pussy 

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“Hey Jared, you’re an apple Pussy

“Aw thanks man, you too”
Apple Pussy by Mommy_KS July 6, 2021
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Apple Pussy 

One who is a big pussy but is unaware of this, and thinks they are tough.
John is such an Apple Pussy. He acted like he was going to fight Steve today, but everyone knew he was going to eventually back down. He is the biggest apple pussy.
Apple Pussy by Letrel Jenkins April 4, 2008

Apple pussy 

You are a leader at the Apple company, and you make it bend to public peer pressure
Why do you care so much about degenerate tech nerds apple pussy?
Apple pussy by Matthew;25743 December 13, 2022

apple pie pussy 

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.
oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.
apple pie pussy by pat masters November 19, 2007

applepussy 

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.
Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!
applepussy by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007

applepuss 

the act of putting a rotten apple into a vagina and letting a horse eat it
Everyone was blown away at the family reunion, when grandma showed us her applepuss
applepuss by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023
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