Apocalips

unusually oversized lips. these lips will often be fat n' flabby or tight and thick.

he's trying to run but his apocalips are slowing him down.

by Motieu January 27, 2009

apocalips

a deadly kiss from someone who you once loved. Coming from the root word apocalypse, meaning the end of the world.

It was the last kiss i received from his apocalips.

by L.M Watson March 14, 2008

apocalips

A worldwide obliteration of conventional social-inhibitions, causing everyone to freely give each other big smooches whenever they meet

I am naturally rather shy and introverted, and so my inhibitions have little to do with my reserved manner --- I would not go around "gleefully glad-handing" everyone in any case. So if ever there actually was an apocalips, I would still not be willing or able to the the "rush on out and join the fun --- one big happy family" thing like more-jovial/confident folks could. I HAVE NO PENT-UP "COPIOUS AFFECTION-LAVISHING" URGES TO BEGIN WITH, and so having my inhibitions withdrawn wouldn't significantly "do anything for me" in that regard.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

Apocalips

A women's vagina that is messed up beyond all repair.

A vagina with swollen sagging lips.

Would you say her vagina is normal or an apocalips?

After taking the midnight train her vagina was best described as an apocalips.

by Ijellan Sauer November 29, 2019

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

Apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK

"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.

Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."

Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."

by oblivion3 November 11, 2012

Apocalypsicle

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

by brainyuck September 11, 2011