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When your so much of a dumbass you can't spell apple
Hello fellow kids do you like aples

You mean apple dumbass?
Aples by Patthememestealer December 20, 2019
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Alessandra 

Alessandra is a female given name of Greek origin, meaning defender of men. She is the most beautiful, smart girl you will ever meet. She is often tall and cutewith brown hair and dark dreamy eyes. She has a great sense of humor and you can trust her with the deepest of your secrets. If you have an Alessandra let her know how you feel and never let her go. Alessandra, although she may not seem like it, is often a natural leader but is not overly competitive so will ensure that everyone around her is happy. She usually appears like a strong, confident person but in reality, she can be a sensitive ambivert. She is always her own worst critic which makes her a perfectionist.
I think I’m in love. I’ve met an Alessandra!
Alessandra by Lílía June 5, 2018

Alessio Scalzotto 

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World
Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk
Someone with no ah.
Examp. Doog dry has no ah. Therefore he is ahless doog.
Ahless by Muley Graves. May 27, 2016
One smart cookie!
A gorgeous girl with a great sense of humour. Although can be a little stubborn at times, she is a true sweetheart.
Someone you can always count on and trust. Very caring and loyal. Knows how to lend a good ear.

She knows what she wants and is extremely talented. Somewhat of a showoff, but in a good way! A girl with an excellent way of thinking. Likes to share what she learns, is Confident and makes an excellent leader. {She never envies, she is happy for!} Alessia is someone you look up to.
Beautiful, Intelligent, Funny, Charming, Respectful, Friendly, Articulate, Loves unconditionally, She has it all!
Alessia is genuinely "The most Amazing Person In The World!"
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Alessia is someone who'm you'd love to be with or around in life. Simply Amazing!
Alessia by Roxie13 February 4, 2010

Alessandro 

Alessandro is the nicest, kindest and most fun person you will ever meet. Alessandro is usually an Italian name and Alessandro is also very good looking and amazing at sports. They are caring people who will always find a way to cheer you up and make you laugh. If u have an Alessandro in your life make sure you never loose them!
Alessandro is the best person I have ever met!
Alessandro by ...OOF... April 27, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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