Apather 

the act of being apart but still together.

Mary-Jane says: Omg are those two still together? I thought they broke up?
Rudberth says: Yes they are broken up but they still hang out together...they're APATHER

Apather by eduardscissorhands January 26, 2010

apatheist 

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

apatheist by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

Gender Apathetic 

A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.

Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!

Gender Apathetic by GoodBi August 3, 2020

apatheist 

Someone who just doesn't care whether God exists or not and realizes that such a fact won't effect their life anyway, comes from the word 'apathy' meaning "absence of emotion" and 'theism' meaning "belief in God"

Susan: "Are you an Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? What???"

Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"

Susan: "So what are you then?"

Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"

apatheist by sazzymazzy May 1, 2009

Apathetic Pessimism 

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.

1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.

Apathetic Pessimism by kamel_reds February 14, 2009

Apathriction 

The moment at work or school when you decide (consciously or otherwise) that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. You can never be sure when it will strike, but it is very easy to succumb to.

"Where are the presentation notes?"
"Yeah, erm.. I was gonna do it yesterday, but apathriction set in so..."
"You're fired"

Apathriction by Namerusy Coggrome January 2, 2010

apatheus 

Slang term used in some MMOs.

Used to describe some person, event or thing that is particularly awesome and inspiring.

That sword is really apatheus!

Look at that apatheus wiping the battlefield clean!

apatheus by jack o' langue October 21, 2010