Anxii 

old men who are pretending to be normal people

Hey are you an Anxii?
WHAT NO!?
No lies!
FIne I'm an anxii..

Anxii by LindaPinda October 13, 2022

Collector's anxiety 

A sentence commonly used by a twitch streamer called Pointcrow, in which he refers to the anxiety of wanting to collect everything possible. It was first used in his first YouTube video and in one of his early twitch streams, it is now used to playfully ridicule him in stream chat or comments.

“Hey guys, PointCrow here. Do you ever get collector's anxiety?”

Collector's anxiety by alumpypumpkin July 2, 2020

Taso Anixiadis 

Taso Anixiadis (born April 14, 1997) is a Greek celebrity, media personality, and businessman.

Taso is an expert entrepreneur, who has build many brands and made his first million by the age of 21.

- Should I invest in crypto?
-You better ask Taso Anixiadis for an advice before you lose your money!

Taso Anixiadis by wiikii November 12, 2021

skid mark anxiety 

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.

I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.

skid mark anxiety by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014

Anxiety 

Here's my view on what anxiety is if you've never experienced it.

Imagine hanging out with all your best friends. You're having the time of your life with them, it's a nice sun shiny day. Then, all of a sudden a dark cloud sweeps over you and all of your friends disappear and a recorder goes off in your head reminding you off horrible memories, tasks you have yet to accomplish, and insults that you've been told before.

When you have anxiety all the fun stops immediately and all you think about is the "bad stuff."

Bill: *Walking in the park with his wife, happy as ever, then he stops walking and remembers the time he got robbed in a different park* Now Bill is on edge and can no longer enjoy his day with his wife. This is anxiety for you.

Anxiety by Krx.ed April 23, 2017

Pre-smoke Anxiety 

That sudden rush of anxiety you get when preparing to smoke a bowl of weed for the first time in a while. It involves deep breaths and a slightly raised heart-rate. It can of course turn into a panic attack if you don't hurry up and smoke.

Person 1: Come on man, hurry up and smoke already.
Person 2: Chill out, I will a min, just got a wee bit of pre-smoke anxiety.
Person 1: Pussyyyy

Pre-smoke Anxiety by SkinnedHamster March 13, 2018

Anxiety 

My home, My life, My state of mind, And the reason I am unable to function as a human being.

friend: What's your weekend plan?
Me: Haha just another date with anxiety

Anxiety by Fandom Definer April 11, 2017