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anticipation dump 

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

anticipation bottle 

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.
"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

anticipation 

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.
I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!
anticipation by Don Howard August 5, 2006

angrification 

The process of inducing anger into a situation or person.

Increasing the amount of anger.
The sheer amount of angrification from shouting out "LALA-DOODOO" aloud is enough to make a sane man go insane.

The level of angrification in regards to child-proof medicine bottles for adults is off the charts.
angrification by gerbick February 7, 2006

Anticibation 

The act of self gratification , while anxiously awaiting a sexual encounter , when you're just so horny that you can't wait to get off .
"When you just can't wait , Anticibate !"

"Anticibation , it's making me .........Fuck it! , I ain't waitin'.......!

"Bill just couldn't wait to get home from work , he knew he was getting laid when he got home , he was overwhelmed with such anticibation that he had to "rub one out" on the way home ."

"Jason was supposed to go out with Judy last night , but when I walked into the apartment , he was still there ........Anticibating ........ !!!!

"Sonya called me and said to meet her for dinner , but told me she would "make me" dessert . She said she was so excited that she was going to see me that she had to "crank one off" ........ she's such an anticibator ."

"I couldn't wait until she came over ...... I just had to anticibate !"
Anticibation by JonBoy Walnut December 31, 2007

Anticipation High 

The high you get when you are about to use a drug. Not an actual high, but a feeling of being high before you get high. Similar to a contact high. Can make the police think you are high when they pull you over, but you were simply looking forward to getting high.
"Dude, did you smoke up before i got here?"

"Nah man, it's just an anticipation high."